Politics and Economics
Domino Effect
byKevin Hehir
But. I love this country so much.
      I want to make
      political landscape
      art.
French Canadian sock puppets
      In the back seat
      Of a stolen rent-a-car. Driving.
      Across the country
Gordon Campbell at the wheel, shaky
      Ralph Klein riding shotgun
      "pull over, gotta go scold the poor,
      watch for cops."
Oh, but there is Copps.
      They pick Sheila up hitching
      at the side of the Trans Canada Highway.
      Little Red Ridingless Hood.
It's Grimm Brothers and sisters.
Back at the clubhouse
      Mike Harris
      mixing Walkerton cocktails
      to numb him from the shame.
Watching Stephen Harper's Will You Marry a Conservative? reality
      TV series. A real Canadian Idol.
      The Church of the Reformed Conservative.
The only reform I want is electoral reform.
And no Leo Puddester,
      Danny Williams does have a heart,
      it's just as black as your hair.
But the blame belongs
      nationally
Tory and Toryresque
      Domino effect.
A red kleptocracy passing
      Over the country
      like a wave of sick.
Cutbacks and kickbacks
The Red Menace.
      Chairman Paul Martin.
      With his Little Red Book.
      That should come with crayons.
The wheels of abuse go round and round, round and round, round and round.
A captain of industry.
      But can he pilot the ship?
They ask us to trust them like a warm blanket
      knit by the woman
      who raised your favourite uncle.
What is it about those guys
      that makes us all nervous, Rex
      Murphy?
      The thinking person's
      Don Cherry.
Whether by coincidence or serendipity,
        or at the beckonings of obliging fate.
These days
      I want to be a bay dog.
      Free to roam the blue
      berry stained road.
I don't belong in a big house. But,
      we could all use a bit more counter space