Politics and Economics
Change of Faith
byMatthew Cook
Check your e-stocks. Give them your debit card. Cash a cheque. Better trade off heaven, they’re going through a change of management. Purgatory’s on the rise, and everybody wants to buy Nirvana. there’s no money in atheism We make the pilgrimage to Bay Street. Take communion in Scotia Bank, and pray: “Lord Father, give us this day our daily debt.” It is right to give to thanks and praise